![]() She's contracted herpes, been hit by Michael's car, had her pelvis broken, had her hair set on fire, caught head lice, and been bitten by a bat, a rat, and a raccoon, all on separate occasions, and had to get rabies post-exposure treatment. Meredith has an unfortunate habit of suffering various misadventures. In " The Cover-Up", Meredith notes that the heart-shaped hot tubs in the Poconos have "room enough for three." Pam says "Normal women don't do those things," but the expression on Meredith's face at this point seems to indicate that she thinks Pam has led a sheltered life. In " Women's Appreciation", Michael tells the girls that Jan likes some unusual, even "dangerous" sexual practices. Meredith is sexually promiscuous and hints at kinky sexual interests. Michael stages an intervention and tries to check her into a rehabilitation clinic, but they do not accept unwilling patients. In " Moroccan Christmas", she gets so drunk that she lights her hair on fire. Michael responds by taking a deep breath/sigh then taking a quick picture. In another, after a party in the office, she's so drunk she removes her top in front of Michael in his office after everyone else has left. In one episode she passes out with her head on her desk. Meredith has an alcohol problem that sometimes affects her job performance. Meredith is allergic to dairy, so she could not eat her own ice cream birthday cake (" The Alliance"). As it is not mentioned beyond season one, it is unclear whether it was the same man both times. In season one, it is mentioned Meredith has been divorced twice. In the episode " Take Your Daughter to Work Day", she brings her son, who has been suspended from school. Her daughter, Wendy ("the good one"), lives with her ex-husband (" The Accountants: Meredith"). Her son, Jake, lives with her (" Take Your Daughter to Work Day"). ![]() That’s a golden ticket idea, right? How great was that show? Golden Grahams, another- Is it? I don’t get this.” – Andy BernardĤ3- “William Doolittle at your service. I usually just assume that they’re not.” – Andy BernardĤ2- “Golden Girls. ![]() after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.” – Andy BernardĤ1- “How do I find out if a girl is interested? Great question. I’m the Nard-Dog, okay? Nard-man is my father.” – Andy Bernardģ9- “If I had to put Dwight’s chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.” – Andy BernardĤ0- “Guys, word of advice. The Nard-Man is my father.” – Andy Bernardģ8- “New guy sucks. And I was going for zany.” – Andy Bernardģ6- “I’m talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let’s get high on our own supply!” – Andy Bernardģ7- “I’m the Nard-Dog. ![]() Gotta take precautions.” – Andy BernardĢ2- “At my last head shot sitting, I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work that I came across totally manic. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.” – Andy BernardĢ1- “I’m petrified of nipple chafing. Just know that you made me do this.” – Andy Bernardġ9- “Sorry I annoyed you with my FRIENDSHIP!” – Andy BernardĢ0- “Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. How are you not murdered every hour?” – Andy Bernardġ8- “All right, fine. Off to Hollywood!” – Andy Bernardġ7- “Toby, it’s a joke. And if you don’t want to eat them your ex girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend.” – Andy Bernardġ6- “Okay, all right. We put them on a list and Rosa goes and gets them.” – Andy Bernardġ5- “Yeah so life gives you lemons and you just have to eat them rinds and all. I’m doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.” – Andy Bernardġ1- “In my family, we don’t really go out and get things. – Andy Bernardĥ- “Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.” – Andy BernardĦ- “I haven’t proposed to anyone in years.” – Andy Bernardħ- “It’s gotta rhyme with “piece.” Fancy Feast! Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!” – Andy BernardĨ- “My parents used to scramble to find babysitters, so they could take my little brother to do stuff.” – Andy Bernardĩ- “He may have won the battle but I… will win the next battle.” – Andy Bernardġ0- “I’m not doing it for you. I can’t keep spinning gold out of your shit!” – Andy BernardĤ- There are two things I am passionate about: recycling and revenge. Here are some nice Andy Bernard Quotes from The Office Tv Showġ- “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.” – Andy BernardĢ- “Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.” – Andy Bernardģ- “I’m not Rumpelstiltskin Jim.
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